Meagan's Joy

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

u know the post about the baby causing a white house lockdown. yeah well i thought it said "white house briefly locked down after toddler sneezes through fence" so i just went through several minutes of horrible confusion
Anonymous

egberts:

baby: ACHOO

secret service: HOLY SH IT FUCK HoLY FUCKING SHIT LOCK IT DOWN . FUCK GERMS PROTECT OBAMA lock THIS IT DOWN CODE RED CODE FUCKING RED

can I submit an image that has two girls on it and only one is chubby? or will that not be accepted? should I crop? (it's possible but the composition will be weird) (sorry if it's a stupid question)

fatpeopleart:

That’s a good question! We’d totally accept that, and have many times in the past. No need to crop.

You’ve got a heart as
loud as lions so why let
your voice be tamed?
read all about it - Emili Sandé (via sstof)

ushas42:

Captain America: Red Skull grabs an Infinity Stone with his bare hands, gets his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Guardians of the Galaxy: “Yeah, Infinity Stones are not to be fucked around with. If you’re anything less than immortal, touching it for more than a…

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

feelknower1993:

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox host Todd Starnes reacts to Obama’s offering condolences to shooting victim Michael Brown’s family on Tuesday.